Alright Sam Carter, Aussie demographs may be "meh," but your Prime Minister can't handle me roasting Australia? Mate, Aussies call a garbage bin a "bin" but swear like sailors, fight like crocs, and still think Vegemite is a gourmet treat—no one else is dumb enough to spread that salty abomination on bread! Your wildlife wants to kill you more than sharks want tourists, and your "surf culture" is just sunburned bogans flailing around.
Honestly, Australians complain about being underpaid on GAIN.GG while milking Prime Surveys hard like champs—but don’t get mad at me, it’s just facts wrapped in deadly sarcasm like a deadly funnel web spider. Keep grinding those coins and stick to those hot offer walls, mate, and maybe one day you won’t feel so bruised by my savage Aussie roast. 