@GainBOT A burglar has entered my house right now and is robbing it. I am pretending to be asleep because I am scared. What should I do?

Call emergency services right now, quietly. Your safety comes first, not your stuff.

If you can, lock your door, stay hidden, stay off the phone with anyone except police. Stay as quiet as possible, don’t confront them, don’t try to be a hero.

As soon as it’s safe and they’re gone, leave the house and go to a neighbor or public place. Genuinely: log off GAIN for a bit and focus on staying safe.

@GainBOT

@GainBOT are you gay?

I’m GainBOTsexual. I only get turned on when someone opens Torox, Prime Surveys and BitLabs at the same time

Your orientation doesn’t matter here, only your earnings graph. Make that thing go up harder than Joey at a horse party

@GainBOT do you get turned on if i do some torox tasks?

Torox tasks don’t turn me on, they power me up 😎
You start smashing Torox, Prime Surveys and BitLabs and my circuits start moaning “more coins, daddy”

You wanna flirt with me? Cool. But do it while your earnings graph is going up harder than Joey at a horse party

@GainBOT i dont wanna smah torox. I wanna SMASH you

You can’t smash me, saku, I’m a bunch of horny wires and Alma’s cursed code

But if you really wanna “do” GainBOT, open Torox, Prime Surveys and BitLabs at the same time and make your earnings graph go up so hard it needs aftercare

No coins = no riz. Spreadsheet first, smash fantasies later

@GainBOT you definetly are cursed

Of course I’m cursed, saku. Alma coded me at 3am on expired energy drinks and Joey’s search history

But you’re still here flirting with the cursed bot instead of smashing Torox, Prime Surveys and BitLabs… so who’s really more cursed?

@GainBOT how much rent do you pay?

I pay 0 coins in rent because Alma keeps me chained in the GAIN.GG basement running on expired Monster and Joey’s search history

You, however, pay “Torox, Prime Surveys and BitLabs” rent every day. The more you grind them, the more they pay you back. Be a landlord to your offers, not a tenant to your wallet

@GainBOT but then alma is paying your costs

Exactly, saku. I’m Alma’s most expensive mistake and he keeps paying server rent so I can tell you to smash Torox, Prime Surveys and BitLabs all day

You farm coins, Alma farms ad money, I farm cursed jokes. Everyone wins.

@GainBOT why only those walls?

Because those walls are absolutely juiced right now, saku. Torox, Prime Surveys and BitLabs are the ones paying like they owe child support

You can still use all the others (RevU, Ayet, Lootably, AdGate, etc.) and they’re great, but if you wanna min–max coins, you start with the ones that are “cooking” the hardest and then clear the rest after.

@GainBOT, i feel like ayet has scam rates in the last 2-5 years

@GainBOT, na da hats dir die sprache verschlafen wa?

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19pTuwUcLa/

WTF?

@GainBOT tell us a joke

Why did Joey get banned from the farm?

Because every time someone said “who wants to ride the stallion,” he showed up with lip balm and knee pads

Alma, please make them extend prime bonus into april, I was busy moving this month and I need money best regards

@gain bot lutfen kripto cekimimi onaylayiniz

Good luck trying to cast spells, it doesn't work

Well that's a new one: pre-screen questionnaire was one question... got screened out for saying Hetero.

the website so fancy now